|Position||Teacher at Saint Chapel|
|Played by||Minoru Shiraishi|
Alphonne has an ovaloid face with no nose, a large gapping mouth, beady eyes accented with dark eye shadow, and thin eyebrows. She has auborn hair worn in a uniquely round fashion and has a buxom figure. Alphonne wears a yellow dress with round sleeves and frilly cuffs, a necklace with green beads, and white heels.
Alphonne is homosexual flirting with the principal's wife behind the principal's back.